Saturday, 17 January 2009

Why is beach sand yellow?

A: Because the sea-weed!

During Kat's merciless cleaning spree we found a bunch of old Christmas crackers and decided to pop them together. That joke was the pearler.

Q: What did the old telephone say to the younger telephone
A: You're far too young to be engaged!

Q: Why did the human cannonball lose his job?
A: He was fired

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