Welcome to LOSER-ville, population ... YOU

Hectic business here. Our weblog has hit over 200 visitors.
In 8 days we've had 75 visits. That makes an average of just over eight people (and one dog) per day. What is wrong with you people? Have you not got anything better to do than to read about our lives?? Why are you still here??

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I haven't blogged in a day, and I log on to read Kat's message to Brian, and to check some comments left by our Japanesey friend Billy (AKA Samurai Bill). I noticed the counter "How popular is our blog?" and the darned thing has jumped over 100 in a day, and is already almost at 150!! What the heck is wrong with you people? Don't you have anything better to do than read about our lives??? Just leave us alone will you? Go on, get up, go away. Go look in the mirror. Yes, you're a real person with a real life, and you don't need to spend time with this frivolous banter. Go on, now go. Get lost. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. It's sitting at 138 at the time of posting this... close of work today, let's see how it changes by tomorrow.

I'm going to have to start a wikipedia about this addiction if you're not careful...