The Botha family have something called "The Book of Firsts", where they record the first milestones in their home. Although they may not be the first with a book of firsts (this is up for some dispute, because back in 1997 we had our own varsity book of firsts - I had to make use of my lecture notebook somehow), they've made the most use out of theirs.
In the spirit of The Book of Firsts - and I doubt this one is in Oltman & Mary-Anne's book - we would like to record a milestone that we are sure no-one else will ever achieve, or even dare to achieve.
Let's present our very own...
THE BLOG OF FIRSTS
The (first) first we are proudly proclaiming is:
THE FIRST PERSON TO PLAY XBOX360 WHILE SITTING ON THE 'LOO.
And you'd be wrong if you thought this milestone belonged to me.
The logistics of sanitising while playing were not accomplished, so the game was paused momentarily while the sanitary procedures were followed. Now THAT is a milestone maybe I'll tackle one day...
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